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#109342 Passive Aggressive Guide - How to TB people & increase your kills up to 1...

Posted by Pure-v-M on 09 February 2018 - 05:05 PM

Don't you get turned on when the PvMer teles away?


Doesn't it make you wet when we rush another clan and they all escape?


I have a surefire way to help protect your virginity from those arousing situations and make sure you never get horny because targets tele out from us.


Do you have 85 magic? Ghostly robes? A lust for kills and loot?


Of course you do, you shouldn't be pking with us otherwise!


Here's a passive aggressive guide to TBing:


Setup 1 Requirements:

  • 0 brain cells
  • A lazy as fuck personality
  • A casual indifference as to whether your target dies or not



Note the barely-legal magic bonus. It can't even buy alcohol in most places. You aren't gonna impress your prey enough to stay and refuse to tele out, they're gonna leave just in case your autism is contagious. Just in case.


Setup 2 Requirements:


  • Almost enough brain cells to count on two hands. Almost.
  • The ability to read, or at least scroll your eyes across a book and look like you can
  • The mindset of "I want to at least look like I'm helping but I don't actually want to help"



Ok  so you slapped on a book that you probably can't even read. Do you want a cookie? You've moved up from braindead zombie to toddler in terms of intelligence. You still aren't gonna TB anyone in this shit gear you cunt.



Setup 3 Requirements:

  • A letter to hogwarts on your 11th birthday.
  • Below average qualities. In school, at work, in bed, etc. If you're gonna half ass everything else, might as well half ass TBing right?
  • The desire to help the team, but only as long as you don't have to spend 15 minutes a week getting full ghostly. That's almost 20 jerkoff sessions.



Good fucking job Harry, you got yourself a staff. Now you can begin to think about TBing somebody. Too bad you didn't dress for the occasion, you might as well wear the evil chicken suit so we can at least mock PX while they tele away from us as you splash every one of your TBs.


Setup 4 Requirements:

  • A high school diploma
  • The ability to admit that you're nothing special, and pretty mediocre at most things. But your parents still love you, so don't let it get to you. Special little guy.
  • Even if you're not the star of the team, you're a team player. That makes you ok in my eyes.



Note that Harry has dawned his invisibility cloak. Very smart move because your targets will not tele away if they don't see you coming. 10/10 upgrade. Your magic bonus is still pretty shit and there's still lots of room for improvement, but at least you're using your brain now.



Setup 4 Requirements:

  • "Smart" is a quality people besides your mother use to describe you.
  • You've had a girl leave you because your dick was so big it left her sore after sex.
  • Your bloodlust is as high as your sex drive, you really want to kill everything in your path.



Take note: small bonuses can add up. Swapping out your shitty zammy book for the dope purple book (+2). Swapping out your shitty climbing boots for ghostly boots (+2). Swapping out your shitty recoil ring for a beacon ring (+2). 


Now you're a real asset to the team. The type of guy people trust to call when they find somebody risking bank. The type of guy they trust with nudes of their girlfriend.


Setup 5 Requirements:

  • Genius level brain. You probably know how to spell quantum physics or some shit. 
  • Never had a girlfriend because the only thing bigger than your cock is your brain, or at least that's what you tell yourself at night.
  • Your runescape bloodlust and sex drive have transcended and merged into one. Killing people on RS is now what gets you off, and if somebody teles from you it leaves you with a terrible case of blue balls. 
  • Your name is Pure-v-M



Hell yeah. Note how this is almost double the mage bonus of the "standard" TBer set with climbers/zammy book. 

  • Your balls are big enough to bring a cape switch to slave TBs with, then back to team cape afterwards. Your teammates know better than to attack your ass.
  • You got a new hat off your hat rack - not because its better magic bonus than the black hat, but because you dare other clans to pile you. You want to stand out and show your tanking abilities. Also it is better than a black hat.
  • You're so dedicated that your +1 is JUST for throwing those TBs.
  • You remember that the slayer staff is +2 magic better than a mud staff and only costs 16k.
  • Probably has chins in their inv because that's what good TBers do

This is the kind of TBer you rely on when you find the guy with a +1 in the no item protect world. Or when you skull trick someone with elder maul/claws/blowpipe. 


This is the kind of TBer legends are sung of. TBers like this turn one revs trip from "meh, we killed a few PvMers and some clans teled out from us" into "We killed so many PvMers that they posted whiny threads on reddit and then we killed every member of PX, no survivors"

#92623 1 YEAR of Misfits GFX!

Posted by Zee on 12 December 2017 - 01:07 AM



Our 1 year of MF official GFX!


Thanks @Ir0ny :)

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#9802 When You Realize You are a Part of Something Great

Posted by Classic on 25 January 2017 - 09:43 PM

The pure community is making some swift changes when it comes to requirements and classifications. We can only speculate right now what the scene will be like a few weeks from now.


That being said there is a great probability that many of you have ties with other clans that are moving to our scene. Misfits is a force that is positively changing the way pure clanning is performed. We have great quality and others are taking note and attempting to follow suit. When other people notice and attempt to be like you, you know you must be doing something right.


If you are like me and you have ties with people in another clan, you are probably getting some pressure to return to your old "home". When you realize that you are a part of something great, do not revert your decisions and return to nostalgia. Misfits will go on without you, but we are only stronger with you.


When you do disappoint old friends, respect the good times you had together.


Remember, we are headed towards something substantial. If you don't believe me attend this Friday's trip.

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#4193 Saradomin Pure Guide 1 def

Posted by make2much on 04 January 2017 - 01:02 AM

I made a pure guide for sara.





<3 Hope you enjoy



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#93625 If you had 100m cash

Posted by Kanicus on 14 December 2017 - 10:40 PM

I’d probably stake the 100m, lose, then continue pking in zammy robes.
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#9013 Fire cape guide!

Posted by make2much on 23 January 2017 - 09:33 PM


Here is a updated fire cape guide ! Good luck on fire cape!

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#4179 [AFTERMATH]Misfits clearing RDx4 ft.DMK [RD so cringe]

Posted by SuperNatural on 04 January 2017 - 12:25 AM

I feel like we all pk so well together. From the first time we went out spur of the moment and ended up clearing the wilderness it was very clear. Its funny how salty everyone is about that. We have good leadership backed by good clan members and I feel like that really shows every single time we go out. Yeah there are things we all need to work on, especially me, but I'm always shocked by how well everyone in this clan meshes together. We all have our own strengths and weaknesses and I feel like this clan levels out so well and thats something most of these other clans are never going to have a chance at. Were doing awesome.. I haven't been on all the trips, but Ive never seen anyone from this clan get straight up cocky towards another clan. I know theres levels to this stuff and Im just at the top, but I haven't seen it so I don't understand how they can say that. Thats something that was really attractive to me to be honest. Everyone here is extremely mature and conduct themselves VERY well most of the time. 


Good job fellas. The hate isn't going anywhere anytime soon.. They're always going to hate because we have something that most of them will never have. Lets keep the intensity. Its wild how were a "new" clan, but yet everywhere I go and talk about it, they know about us. 


Proud to be here with you folks.

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#107794 [Aftermath] 1 Man Prep vs SF

Posted by Pure-v-M on 03 February 2018 - 12:00 AM



I approached SF for a prep and they accepted 



After they massed up 18 special fighters the fight began





I was quite intimidating. 10 members immediately left to go change their pants. The remaining ones flamed me, but didn't have the balls to fight either.


In the end, they started the prep with only two people. After a beautiful tank on my part they realized they stood no chance and forfeit. 


Ty for the prep SF.


Pure-v-M's POV:


I did not vid so I don't have a POV

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#10724 A Thousand Battles, A Thousand Victories

Posted by Zack on 28 January 2017 - 12:49 PM



This past p2p trip we saw ups and downs, highs and lows. From getting camped by other clan's mains to turning around and clearing them, there is no denying we have seen the ugly side of pure clanning in our short time on the scene. We have been a remarkable powerhouse since conception, with our very first unofficial pk trips clearing DMK and clan x from the wilderness at the drop of a hat, to our first official events smoking clans that have been open for several months or even years. The things we have done are unprecedented - no other clan has ever been this dominant in the history of RS so soon after their arrival.


I'm making this topic for a couple of reasons. For starters, I want to say I'm proud of each and every member of this community. Many of us have never clanned before Misfits, which is crazy for someone like me to think about being a veteran of pure clanning for over a decade. The dedication, passion, and pride shown by everyone here is truly astounding and warms my heart. I love getting on Teamspeak and showing up to events because I know everyone is there for the same reason, to fuck shit up and have fun together. With a core of new clanners, and a rank team with little experience in their respective roles outside of our glorious leader, one would never expect us to have had the success we've experienced so far. But we stepped up to the plate and took a swing at established clans. And they're reeling, hard.


What we have accomplished is no small feat. Yesterday was a testament to not only how much other clans respect our abilities, but also proof that the community has noticed our ability to throw our weight around. It was not easy putting ourselves in the middle of the fray and fighting to survive while clans rushed us from all sides. We stood strong and we fought back, clearing clan after clan until red, purple and blue hats littered the floor. And the best part is, we're nowhere near done growing. All we can do moving forward is get better, and by learning together there is no limit to our success. We are nowhere near unlocking our full potential as a clan, which is incredibly exciting. When I think about where we could be in the future, and how much of a dominant force we are becoming, it brings back fond memories of MM, Epidemic, FOE. In the future, when people look back on pure clanning, Misfits will be included with those clans when considering the greatest.


We may have got ourselves into some sticky situations, but no one is perfect. Mistakes offer chances to learn and to grow. When we embrace these mistakes we can work to understand and correct them. No one remembers one mistake in a sea of success. What people remember is perseverance and determination. Because at the end of the day, its not all about throwing the knockout punch - sometimes you need to be able to take a few hits on the chin in order to become a champion. And in the case of yesterday with Doom, we definitely took one on the chin and knocked them out right back





The new era of pure clanning is here, thanks to us. We have helped do the impossible and have begun curing the cancer that is the pure scene. Be proud of what we have done, and what we will continue to do. Help us thrive and reach our near limitless potential. When we work as a hive, we get shit done. And we do it well.


"The past cannot be changed, but the future is yet in your power"


Much love.

Zack + the rest of the Misfits team <3



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#34676 Some info about Prestige and my Lith squad

Posted by Tomke on 10 April 2017 - 09:16 PM

Hello Misfits. I just want to inform you guys that Prestige council @Arvidielis , proud member @Gf By Reaper and I (elite member) officially left our country clan. Prestige leader Dzho and High Council Fake smile were mad, because we chose Misfits 6 month anniversary trip over Prestige 14members pk trip @Lavas LOL! The funny thing is that @Gf By Reaper a.k.a Mantelius got DDoS'ed by Fake Smile ( the kid you always see on Sharkbrew). Not only he DDoS his own members, but also posts fake topics to get WCOTM points. 


P.S I am going to recruit as many Prestige members as I possibly can.



With love,


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#134022 Going Main

Posted by Kanicus on 24 May 2018 - 05:59 AM

Don’t touch your pures defence until your skiller/looter is atleast lvl 70+
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#113692 Misfits #1

Posted by zquickster on 26 February 2018 - 02:49 PM

Hello from Morocco,

It is I, zquickster, your king and supreme ruler. Just checking in on my loyal subjects. Zee tried to FaceTime me his butthole the other day, so I figured I’d try and stop in. Watched a video of us steamrolling and saw my baby backwoods leading us to victory. How has everyone been? What’s going on my bees?

For me, I’m working on a map of my journey, it’s been a crazy 6 months but I’ve now been to 5/7 continents and 50 different countries. Trying to swing an australia stop!

I also am supposed to be going to holland over the summer, looking at you Dutch.

I may have a week coming up soon and might stop in for a few days :)

Until then keep up the wildy action, gents!

Your supreme overlord,

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Posted by Pants on 29 January 2018 - 07:29 AM

Filthy mains

you got 10 def looks like an event for you

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#72566 My Misfits experience

Posted by Venom Blitz on 02 October 2017 - 05:10 AM



Last night started off as a restless night of attempting to sleep so I could attend the event in the morning at 0300 as the lovely @danny said it was at 0300 rather than 0515.


On top of waking up earlier than I needed I had a solid 2.5 - 3 hours of sleep and a 9 hour shift at work right after the event. As I don't drink coffee I resorted to the one source of caffeine and sugar that I actually like to keep me awake for the whole event.



Finally after I get back to where I love to be the most, 4 red bulls down we head out to clear every single clan in the wildy followed up with a lovely ags smite to finish up my trip as I had to leave for work.





Smiting an ags = 24m


Sleep depriving myself to attend the events = Stupid as fuck


Clearing all clans in the wildy = Priceless




Thanks to all the boys in Misfits who have made me feel welcome in the short amount of time I've been here.



DJ Venom.

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#64457 You Vs. The other guy

Posted by eJuice on 19 August 2017 - 04:29 AM


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#54822 Chief's Re-Application

Posted by Zee on 29 June 2017 - 10:52 PM

@CHIEF JIHADI you're an ex rank. you don't need to apply lmfao fucking stupid yellow buck idiot

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#45169 [AFTERMATH]MISFITS vs DOOM |P2P Prep |2-1

Posted by Bryan on 19 May 2017 - 11:15 PM




After months of waiting, and ultimately being rejected multiple p2p preps,

Doom approached TheHive for a P2p prep.

We massed up 32 strong killer Bees.




Bryan Pov


BackWoodsL Pov


zQuickster/ Jaya


Jean Pov (Round 3)







Misfits starting: 27

Doom starting: 27


Misfits ending: 10

Doom ending: 0






Round 3


Misfits starting: 28

Doom starting: 28


Misfits ending: 20

Doom ending: 0




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#44837 Bryan's first ever gfx

Posted by Bryan on 18 May 2017 - 11:32 PM

I've been meaning to learn gfx for a while now and finally gave it a go.


Honest thoughts, I dont know what I am doing but I think it looks okay for my first time :D


Ignore the black border, thats just from the gyazo



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#35280 When Rihanna fucks up your sandwhich

Posted by Brandon on 12 April 2017 - 01:10 PM




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#132400 Zee be like

Posted by Dutch on 19 May 2018 - 03:24 AM


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